I just HAVE to pass this on.
Particularly since, for years, my EDC was a 1911.
A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,
"I have a .45 calibre Colt 1911 with a loaded 7 round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife!"
A voice from the back of the room called out,
"'YOU NEED MORE AMMO!"
Gun joke (I hope)
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AlanM
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Gun joke (I hope)
AlanM
There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men. - RAH
Four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo - use in that order.
If you aren't part of the solution, then you obviously weren't properly dissolved.
There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men. - RAH
Four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo - use in that order.
If you aren't part of the solution, then you obviously weren't properly dissolved.
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techmike
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Re: Gun joke (I hope)
"The Constitution shall never be construed to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms."
- Samuel Adams, Massachusetts Ratifying Convention, 1788
- Samuel Adams, Massachusetts Ratifying Convention, 1788
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carmen fovozzo
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Re: Gun joke (I hope)
Thanks
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147Doc
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Re: Gun joke (I hope)
I just might steal that!