Stop Stealing the porch package

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Stop Stealing the porch package

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You work hardand you don't have the luxury of sitting at home waiting for your packages to arrive.

When your packages do arrive, you receive a message on your phone telling you that they are waiting patiently for you on your front porch, only to get home and find them missing. If this has happened to you, you need TheBlankBox! I had the same problem, and on top of it, I'd watch my cameras only to see someone running off with my packages. I needed a way to stop them from stealing my packages and to make them think twice about stepping on my porch. This is where TheBlankBox was born! If you put this device out the day you are scheduled to get a delivery and someone decides to help themselves to your package, you better believe they will drop everything and run. You get to keep your package along with some priceless video. (Camera not included)


In the end, my mission is to keep people honest, and if they do attempt to steal your package, they'll be running away empty handed, IF you have TheBlankBox.
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Re: Stop Stealing the porch package

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Hm....

I bet the ATF folks would love to see that thing if there's any way to stick a nastier munition in it....

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Re: Stop Stealing the porch package

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Not a course of action I'd recommend. But, I will admit that it is kinda funny...
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Re: Stop Stealing the porch package

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At least with a hand grenade you can put the pin back in. What exactly do you do here when you get home to find both your booby box and your Amazon package sitting on your porch?
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djthomas wrote:At least with a hand grenade you can put the pin back in. What exactly do you do here when you get home to find both your booby box and your Amazon package sitting on your porch?
Put on ear pro BEFORE picking up either box?
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