A JOKE

[Jronjakoh]

I'm willing to bet that the women have 10 reasons why men are good for them or 10 reasons Not to have a man.
Mine thought it was funny too.long as i leave her to her computer and her soaps.

[Sasquatch.45]

Point taken SAS 45,BUT my wife thought it was funny.It wasn't meant to offend anyone.I'm sorry if it wasn't taken ONLY as a joke.

Please understand, I took no offense, and do not wish to criticize, I just wish to be cautious against offending those who might mistake humor for malicessness
I do not know you, But I would prefer to think of you as friendly, fun, and ornery, but respectable rather than rude and vulgar. I personally your posts in that light I just caution, some might not…



I kind of hope we run into each other some time...

[ghiapaul]

I think what Mr. Sasquatch is trying to say , is that if there are trolls on here, they will use these jokes against us. We all know how good the anti's are at twisting things and taking things out of context.

[dan_sayers]

Pffft. The day we let ANY group dictate how we act is the day we lose.

[heathen]

Here's a local joke that's going around. I think you'll like it.

A blonde was feeling so depressed that she decided to end her life by
throwing herself into Lake Erie. She went down to the docks and was
about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her
teetering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said,
"Listen, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning
and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of
you, and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm
around her shoulder and added with a wink, "and I'll make you happy, and you can make ME happy."

The girl nodded yes through her tears. After all, what did she have to lose?

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat, along with
blankets and food. From then on, every night he brought her sandwiches,
water, wine and fruit and they would make mad, passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
Captain.
"What the hell are you doing here?" the Captain demanded angrily.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get free food
and
a trip to Europe. Meanwhile, (she says smiling coyly) he's been taking advantage
of me." (wink)

"He sure as hell is, lady," the Captain said. "This is the Put-In-Bay ferry!"

[glockinfairfield]

Here's a local joke that's going around. I think you'll like it.

A blonde was feeling so depressed that she decided to end her life by
throwing herself into Lake Erie. She went down to the docks and was
about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her
teetering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said,
"Listen, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning
and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of
you, and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm
around her shoulder and added with a wink, "and I'll make you happy, and you can make ME happy."


sounds like a Put-in Bay put-on!

The girl nodded yes through her tears. After all, what did she have to lose?

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat, along with
blankets and food. From then on, every night he brought her sandwiches,
water, wine and fruit and they would make mad, passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
Captain.
"What the hell are you doing here?" the Captain demanded angrily.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get free food
and
a trip to Europe. Meanwhile, (she says smiling coyly) he's been taking advantage
of me." (wink)

"He sure as hell is, lady," the Captain said. "This is the Put-In-Bay ferry!"