HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALAN M

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALAN M

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Happy birthday :D
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Thank You.

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I get a birthday cake all to myself!
There's a back story for the card.
Yesterday morning I needed some dry bread, so I placed two slices on a plate, put it in the microwave, and (foolishly) hit 2.
I made a potty call and as I was exiting I realized that I had set fire to the bread. (2 = 2 minutes)
It was black.
I was just about to call upstairs to confess to my daughter when I heard her storming down, so I shouted, "Before you ask, I burnt some toast!"
So today I get a birthday card that says, "Woo HOO! Just a little toast to celebrate YOU! Happy Birthday!"

The cake is four inches in diameter and three inches high. So it won't do a lot of damage to my diet, thankfully.
I just cut a piece, it's got four layers.
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Happy Birthday!
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Have a great day!!
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HBD Alan!
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Happy Birthday, Sir! :)
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Happy birthday Alan M!!
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happy Birthday! Don't microwave the cake.
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