HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALAN M
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALAN M
Thank You.
I get a birthday cake all to myself!
There's a back story for the card.
Yesterday morning I needed some dry bread, so I placed two slices on a plate, put it in the microwave, and (foolishly) hit 2.
I made a potty call and as I was exiting I realized that I had set fire to the bread. (2 = 2 minutes)
It was black.
I was just about to call upstairs to confess to my daughter when I heard her storming down, so I shouted, "Before you ask, I burnt some toast!"
So today I get a birthday card that says, "Woo HOO! Just a little toast to celebrate YOU! Happy Birthday!"
The cake is four inches in diameter and three inches high. So it won't do a lot of damage to my diet, thankfully.
I just cut a piece, it's got four layers.
I get a birthday cake all to myself!
There's a back story for the card.
Yesterday morning I needed some dry bread, so I placed two slices on a plate, put it in the microwave, and (foolishly) hit 2.
I made a potty call and as I was exiting I realized that I had set fire to the bread. (2 = 2 minutes)
It was black.
I was just about to call upstairs to confess to my daughter when I heard her storming down, so I shouted, "Before you ask, I burnt some toast!"
So today I get a birthday card that says, "Woo HOO! Just a little toast to celebrate YOU! Happy Birthday!"
The cake is four inches in diameter and three inches high. So it won't do a lot of damage to my diet, thankfully.
I just cut a piece, it's got four layers.
AlanM
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If you aren't part of the solution, then you obviously weren't properly dissolved.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALAN M
Happy Birthday!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALAN M
Have a great day!!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALAN M
HBD Alan!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALAN M
Happy birthday Alan M!!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALAN M
happy Birthday! Don't microwave the cake.
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bruh bruh is slang for "complete and total moron" -sodbuster95
The following is a list of children's books that didn't quite make it to the printing press...
1. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
2. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
3. You Were An Accident
4. Bi-Curious George