I am NOT advocating this but.......
Medicare Part G for the Elderly
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.
So, what do you do? You opt for “Medicare Plan G.” That’s what you do!
This plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
Now that I've solved your senior financial plan for you, enjoy the rest of your week.
Medicare Plan G (Email from a friend)
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Re: Medicare Plan G (Email from a friend)
Nope. Even in jest, inappropriate post for a pro 2A group.
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Re: Medicare Plan G (Email from a friend)
You are right!... Sorry just thought it was funny without thinking. Senior moment I guess! Moderator please delete!!
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Re: Medicare Plan G (Email from a friend)
I get you Gramps....I don't think anyone would take this serious...it is FUNNY.
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Re: Medicare Plan G (Email from a friend)
But one has to consider the risks. If justice is served, you may have Killary and Obummer for cell mates