'Father…
Forgive me...
I am about to sin...'
Cruiser wrote:Its the blood that made it a weapon!
This only proves the immediate need for stringent, knee jerk reaction in the form of long overdue common sense Tampon-Control!!!
If we fail to take immediate action...BLOOD WILL FLOW IN THE STREETS!!!
Keep in mind... The nefarious Feminine Hygiene Industry, (AKA, The F.H.I.) will be taking insidious steps to romanticize the use of these lethal new threats to our community in the eyes of the nation's youth.
We have a tough fight ahead of us...there are so many variants of this deadly new weapon system, and there are so many companies pushing this product onto our unsuspecting youth...
Not to mention a completely un-regulated inport industry that is flooding our streets with a mountain of cheaply produced readilly available corded Cotton 'death-crammers'.
In a recent Three-hundred and seventy Trillion dollar government study, the CDC determined that tampons were available in every neighborhood, cheeply, and virtually unregulated. As one sassy teen girl recently bragged "They're everywhere. If I need a fix, I can walk in to virtually any store, and even most gas stations... And as long as your tall enough to reach up and place Em' on the counter, they WILL sell em' to you. They are in every neighborhood, in every town... I mean, they are... Like... Like EVERYWHERE!!
Understandably, CDC officials are very disturbed by these findings, but they are not taking it laying down. As one senior official commented, "These preliminarily study's have given us a peek at the problem... To further understand the nature of the beast we are dealing with, further in-depth studies will be necessary to get a broad enough survey of results so that we can cherry pick them to present the narrative that we wish to advance".
From the sneaky, ultra-slim variety that gang-stah'-girls take undetectably into our schools, and sell cheaply, (passing them under bathroom stalls), to the high-capacity super absorbancy Assault-Tampons marketed in cheeply produced, ultra slick plastic applicators that a girl can use all day without stopping to reload.
Since they don't have metal barrels, They are completely undetectable by mental detectors!!!
The terror of it all...There is absolutely no place in a civilized society for these products! None!
Ask any guy you know, and he will tell you, They have absolutely zero sporting purpose!!!.
And another thing... Tampon free zones..We must have them.... At least a thousand feet from our schools...
And licenses... To own, use, transport and carry concealed... With user ID-cards (T.O.I. card) for girls in California, New York, Massachusetts... And what about micro stamping, so we can track weapons found abandoned at crime scenes.
Taxes!!! We can tax this industry to death.... And Lawsuits... And... And... And........Hands-on TRAINING REQUIREMENTS...
YESSS!!! ... The minimum requirements to be hammered out by Anthony Wiener and Hillery Clinton, With Bill Clinton providing observation and oversight....
The time to act is now. As the powerfull F.H.I. lobby seems to have the popular support of the ignorant masses... We can use back door deals with UN treaties, executive orders, public (Re-)education initives, and EPA regulations to counter the will of American....
No law of prohibition ever prevented a crime of violence, They simply provide a framework for punishment for those who fail to commit suicide after going postal.
The devil never made me do anything…However, he did have a couple of really cool ideals…