Jronjakoh wrote:P4G that's a good one. Gonna have to send it to my West virginia soninlaw. ^5 dude!!!
It's been years since I told a west virginian joke....do they still do that???
Didya hear the one about the west virginian who had to visit a sick relative in the horse pistol??
Seems he had to git on one of them new fangled interstate routes.
He was a goin' up the ramp onto the highway and the sign said Yield.
Undeterred the west virginian drove his old truck onto the highway and right in front of a semi tractor going about seventy miles an hour.
The semi driver swerved and screeched on his breaks, lost control of his rig and ended up in the median.
Seeing this in his rearview mirror the west virginian figured he should go back and see if he could help.
Upon approaching the truck he said, "hey there feller....are you awright????
The truckdriver says, "hell no I ain't alright you damn fool..you made me run right off the road!!!
The west virginian says, heck, I'm sorry...didn't mean no harm..
The trucker says, "didn't you see that Yield sign back there???"
The west virginian thinks for a second and says, "Oh yeah...that there sign...I DID see it.....and I yield and yield as loud as I could, but I don't think ye hear'd me!!