I thrive on dissecting kommie letters, so here's mine.
My job as mayor is to keep the citizens of our city safe and put criminals behind bars. We are going to support our police who sought this ban to help them take criminals and terrorists off the streets.
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My job as master of the Kolumbus communist colony is to kontrol the subjects of our kommunity, regardless of their safety, and to put those who resist in the Gulags. We are ordering the SS of this kommunity who were accomplices in our recent viktim disarmament edikt, and assist them in rounding up all those who do not comply for incarceration as traitors to our new order.
I believe in Second Amendment rights, and I support the rights of Ohioans to own weapons for sporting purposes and personal protection. The Columbus law only bans military-style assault weapons.
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I believe the Second Amendment applies ONLY TO US, and therefore insist that all those who does not fall into that category turn them in or face the consequences. The Kolumbus law is the correct model for you paeons, so get in line, and grovel before us. Know your place.
I welcome the NRA to Columbus because our city is a great place for their convention. However, we will not let them or any other special interest group dictate the policies of our community. I won’t let them put a gun to our heads and dictate the policy of Columbus. This ban and similar ones like it are reasonable restrictions that have had widespread community support in Columbus for more than a decade.
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I welcome the NRA to join in the line to turn their firearms in. The sooner they comply, the easier it will be on the rest of the kommunity. As we have proven in the past, it is our way, or no way. The will of the people means nothing to us, because they are barbaric, uninformed imbeciles, and we can't have any of those idiots running around armed. They will ruin our plans to create a criminal-run kommunity. For all those who think you are doing the right thing by supporting our edikts, you are no better than those who didn't, and we expect you to grovel, as well, suckers.
This is a matter best handled at the local level. Ohio has a strong tradition of allowing local communities to make decisions on important safety matters and many Ohio communities have taken steps to fight crime. Cleveland, Cincinnati, Toledo and Dayton have similar bans and I believe those communities made the choices that best suit the wishes of their citizens.
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This matter is best handled by us. Up until this point, Ohio has long history of refusal to obey us, but that comes to an end, now. Our version of policy has already been approved by several other leaders in other kommunities, and they have done a wonderful job subjugating the subject of those kommunities to their whims. This gives us great confidence that Kolumbus will be no different than Kleveland, Cincinnazi, The Glass Curtain and the highly successful crime zone, Dayton.
That is the way it will be. Cooperate with the SS, or die!
Fuhrer Kolemann
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"If it deprives just one citizen of their God-given rights, it's not worth it."
-evan price
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