My mind's eye is a terrible thing. I just imagined you dressed in a pink tutu handing out bullets like a bullet fairy.MyWifeSaidYes wrote:How much is a littering ticket in Oberlin?
I have a strong desire to hand load some dummy rounds (with lead-free bullets, of course) and toss them about while skipping through town, in front of the church, in front of city hall and a few other select locations.
Better Apologies to Oberlin
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Please, please exercise caution with these fantasies. Once something has been imagined in one’s mind’s eye, it is almost impossible to bleach out that mental picture...
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Who was that masked man?
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Bullet Fairy, huh?
I'll have to ponder that one.
I don't actually own a tutu OR a pair of Speedos, so does anyone have a pair of Depends adult underwear I can borrow?
You can have them back after my walk.
As far as bleaching the eyes, it is against the ToS of this board to send anyone to a site where the EYE could be BLEACHed COMpletely.
I'll have to ponder that one.
I don't actually own a tutu OR a pair of Speedos, so does anyone have a pair of Depends adult underwear I can borrow?
You can have them back after my walk.
As far as bleaching the eyes, it is against the ToS of this board to send anyone to a site where the EYE could be BLEACHed COMpletely.
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You need to develop a full "Armed Clown" outfit. The end of this video (starting at 7:25) would have perfect in full clown regalia. You could even have honked the clown horn as you were walking away.MyWifeSaidYes wrote:Bullet Fairy, huh?
I'll have to ponder that one.
I don't actually own a tutu OR a pair of Speedos, so does anyone have a pair of Depends adult underwear I can borrow?
You can have them back after my walk.
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If you notice just how much humor the other people in that video have in their lives, I would go full red nose and rainbow wig!Werz wrote:You need to develop a full "Armed Clown" outfit. The end of this video (starting at 7:25) would have perfect in full clown regalia. You could even have honked the clown horn as you were walking away.
I was just being a responsible gun owner and thought I ought to police the park area before leaving. After all, that was and still is one of their complaints.
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